Setting sail and home defense.
"Pirate Captain Sharkhead?" you ask.
Indeed. He's the scurviest rascal ever to sail the seven seas.
He never travels alone. Meet Captain Sharkhead's first mate, Monkeybrains:
They're the most fearful twosome ever to command a brig.
They fear no sea creature, no matter how horrible.
When creatures attack, they are at the ready!
I can rest easy at night knowing that I'm fully protected. Captain Sharkhead himself assured me last night, as I tucked him into bed, "Mommy, if any monsters or creatures try to get into our house at night, I will karate chop them. Or probably just shoot them."
Yep. Now that I've seen what the kid can do to an Imaginext lobster, I feel pretty secure.
Don't let the adorable grin fool you. He's ruthless.
In other, not entirely unrelated news, I should probably spend some time with other adults soon.