This is what conversations with a 13-month-old sound like.

During his bath, Eliot boo-hoos because I won't let him drink his bathwater from the pitcher I use to rinse his hair.

Me: "Buddy, look at me with a straight face and tell me you haven't peed in this water. And then explain to me again why you want to drink it."

Eliot: "Bah bah doo doo mama blah blah be be be oh..."

Me: "Don't you take that tone with me, young man, or I'll brush your hair so that it dries funny!"

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