Can you please just eat your lunch already?

I'm trying to strike a healthy balance between the camps of "Now, now, sweetie, you know it upsets Momma when you smash your peas and throw them in the floor" and "IF YOU DO NOT STOP THROWING YOUR LUNCH IN THE FLOOR THE FEEDINGS WILL BE DISCONTINUED AND I WILL LOCK YOU IN A CLOSET UNTIL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME."

Advice, anyone?

I have a feeling that I'll be looking very forward to the start of school by the time August rolls around...


Elecia said...

How about mopping the floor before he eats. Then when he throws stuff in the floor, just put him down there and let him eat it there! Save the repremands for more important things like: No, not in the light socket. When only put pee and poop in the potty. And my favorite - I said get your pillow out of the dishwasher.

Elecia said...

Oops! i put when instead of we. You get the picture.