Me: "Um. Why are you smelling my breath? Trying to gauge how many drinks I've had?"
Eli: "Yeah. Two."
Me: "Hey--nice work! And what were they, do you think?"
Eli: "Margaritas."
Me: "One of them."
Eli: "A margarita and a beer. You had the margarita first. The beer was a Miller Lite bottle."
Me: "Close, but no bananas."
Eli: "Miller Lite draft."
Me: "You know me too well."
Eli: "I've known you a long time."
Me: "Nearly half our lives."
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