There is a simple explanation for this.

It was Dad's idea. And clearly Dad is NOT the parent who carried this child for nine+ months, labored for thirty-six hours to bring him into the world, and then had his uterus cut open to surgically extract him.

No, those delights went to Mom, who's looking on here, on the verge of an anxiety attack, vowing not to let him actually help mow the yard until he's at least twenty, and wondering what it is with boys and tractors. *sigh*

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